Aw.. who knew the ultimate Asian Freakshow could talk politics? Bai Ling attended the opening of “Third Eye Blonde” last week and had to show off her tiger tattoo in front of the camera. The reporter then asked her who should be the president. She first said that she’s not familiar with the two candidates (I bet she doesn’t even know what their names are) and said the president would need to have “a bigger heart, a kinder soul and a pure intention”. She’s not sure if either candidate has these qualities. Wow, who knew Bai Ling could give her answer with such common sense!? I always thought she could only speak slut language.

She went on to say that she should run for president. If she was president, she would “demolish all the countries.” Bitch thinks countries creates war and boundaries. Bai oh Bai, do you not know that you cannot run for prez since you were not born here? Maybe you can try and seduce two-thirds of all the old geezers in the Senate and House of Rep. and have them amend the right of who can run for President. If this is amended, I would very much like to see a Bai Ling/Tila Tequila ticket. Together they will outslut the opposite party and wear practically nothing at the Presidential debates. You know the first thing they will do upon winning the election is to legalize prostitution. They have to take care of their friends there.
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Tags: Bai Ling, election, freakshow, presidential

BoA is big in Asia. Somehow she thinks she can make it big in the U.S. too. Her management company has announced that this Asian pop diva plans to make her debut in the U.S. and will release an English album here soon. Bitch obviously did not learn from Coco Lee.
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Tags: Asian Diva, BoA, English Album

This past weekend I blogged about FHM Magazine and incited a few lively comments among the Ningin readers about how Asian women tend to be more sexualized than Asian men. Well, apparently some sexy Pinoys want to prove them wrong. Cosmopolitan magazine in the Philippines will feature 69 shirtless hunks in this month’s issue of “Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash 2008“. Gracing the cover of the centerfold is Darak Ramsay, who’s half-Pinoy/half-British. The list of all the names of the 69 models can be found here. God, my nose is bleeding at the mention of this already! By the way, why are there 69 models and not 67 or 60? Any sexual innuendo here?
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Tags: asian, cosmo, hunk, men

FHM (For Him Magazine) is best known for its sexy, and at times sleazy, pictorials that send the blood pressure of straight guys and gayelles around the world rising. You know it’s a substitute for guys who are too embarrassed to pick up a copy of Playboy or Hustler from the newstand. Originated from the U.K., the magazine has a subscription base of 10 million horny dudes in 31 countries. In September, FHM will have provided these horndogs with numerous whack off materials for 10 straight years.

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Tags: david furhmann-lim, fhm, girls, hoochies, hooters, hot, magazine, mandy soong, sexy, strippers

Your manly looking idol is going to release an album in October and take part in a comeback program with major Korean broadcaster MBC.

After attempting to pursue an acting career in Hollywood and realizing that he doesn’t have much of an acting talent, Rain has decided to return to his comfort zone, which is recording sub-standard songs and shaking his bon bon for his screaming fans. According to the Asian Michael Jackson, this will be an album made for all his Asian fans. It contains both Korean and English songs. It even has some of the songs that Rain wrote for himself. Great, we are so in for a treat! I am sure one of the songs he wrote is about how he was falling in love with a dude girl but she fell sick and left him after she found out she was going to die soon. This is a typical plot in a Korean soap.  Most Asian girls love that kind of crap. They will even shed a tear or two whenever that song comes on the radio.

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Tags: acting, album, fans, hollywood, kpop, mbc, music, new, rain

Kal Penn, the Asian American actor who has starred in several movies, including the famous “Harold and Kumar” stoner movie franchise (in which he plays “Kumar”), was spotted in a green neon vest working on the floor of the Democratic National Convention this past week. Being a big supporter of Senator Barack Obama, the 31 year-old actor has been traveling around the country hoping to lend his star power to generate more support for the Presidential nominee.

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Tags: actor, asian american, barack obama, harold and kumar, help, kal penn, movies, political, volunteer

How many of you watched the closing ceremony of the Olympics last night? Yes stupid NBC did the much delayed broadcasting as usual but I should not be complaining, since I got to see my husband the much talented Wang Lee Hom perform. He was among the six Asian stars who sang the song “Beijing Beijing I Love Beijing”. Darn! He was mighty fine if you ask me.

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Tags: beijing, ceclia han, closing ceremony, hong kong, kelly chen, lucky cheng, nbc, olympics, rain, wang lee hom

I love Margaret Cho. Not only is she funny, this girl keeps it real! I have been to her show several times and have chatted with her on one occasion. She was very nice and sure was funny as hell! There are two female comedians that I would buy tickets to see their stand up routines. One is Kathy Griffin. The other is my girl Margaret Cho. Both are greatly adored by gay men.

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Tags: cho show, comedian, gay men, kathy griffin, korean, margaret cho, tv, vh1

After the embarrassing rejection on her show a couple of months back, Tila Tequila appears to have bounced back from it and found herself a girl, a rich girl in fact. Her name is Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! mogul Terry Semel. Apparently these two have been dating for about six months now. Right, six weeks is more like it. I give this relationship 60 more days, long enough for Tila’s crabs to go away. Bitch cannot sleep with others that freely when she’s running a Joe’s Crab Shack down there. Courtenay has an insatiable appetite for crabs so I’m sure she does not mind that at all.

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Jin Au-Yeung, the first Asian American solo rapper signed with a major record label in the States, has recently released an album in Hong Kong. The album features 11 songs in which Jin raps in Cantonese. The album and the first single are called “ABC”. Obviously Jin is rapping about himself and his background. I have listened to the entire album and find the songs to be really creative. The lyrics are hilarious too. 

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