Animal rights group listen up! This is your chance to hold another protest. Just get those placards and banners ready. Make sure you stick some adorable Monkey pictures on them.  There is this restaurant in Japan who uses two monkeys as their servers. Yes, actual monkeys! Not to be confused with those monkey-like servers who work at your neighborhood TGIF or Chili’s . Check out the clip here.

Perhaps I should start using monkeys to clean my apartment too. At least they don’t go through my stuff and ask me why I don’t like women like my meemaw cleaner from Hong Kong who wants to introduce her single daughter to me all the time!

Tags: Animal Rights, Japanese Restaurants, monkey, Servers, Waiters

No it’s not because the apocalypse is coming. It’s because the slut of all sluts Tila Tequila is single again and bitch will screw anyone she sees. The bisexual ho has ended her gayelle relationship with Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! mogul Terry Semel. After a few brief months of bumping clams with Courtenay, Tila’s cooch probably started screaming for more variety. I bet she is on the prowl now for anyone who breathes to share her crabs with. If I were you, I would head to the closest Home Depot to buy an extra strength shovel and start digging. I have a better idea. Why not solicit the help of the many lesbian shoppers there to help you fend off Tila? Just mention “That slut dumps one of your own for dicks” and I can guarantee you that they will drop everything to help you out. Gayelles unite!

Tags: Bisexual, Courtenay Semel, Gayelle Relationship, Tila Tequila

I have always believed that there are only three living beings in this world that won’t go away easily. Cher, cockroaches and the bitchy homeless guy near my office who would utter stuff like “well, it’s good karma to give money you know” whenever I ignore him. Now there seems to be a fourth.  Even my endless prayer to the God of Ultimate Drought cannot seem to take care of this sore in my eye. He is the feminine looking, non-talented and uber annoying Korean Pop star, Rain.

After failing to capture the hearts of the American moviegoers with Speed Racer this past summer, Rain went back to the recording studio to work on his fifth album which is scheduled to be released this fall. Now the album is done and pansy here wants to reward his fans by releasing the teaser MV of one of the songs in the album. I can hear some of his female fans screaming and pulling their hair already. The song is called “Love Story” and Korean actress Ha Ji-Won has co-starred in the MV opposite Rain. According to a reliable source (more like his PR machine), the story is about the dark and sizzling love story between a bad boy and a femme fatale.  Rain will expose the sexy, yet dangerous aspect of himself. I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth when I wrote the last sentence.

For those who care about this, the teaser video will be released on Naver, Daum, Cyworld, and MNet.com this month.

Tags: Korean Pop Star, People I Detest, rain

Sigh, I guess the following for the once popular Taiwanese boy band F4 still remains strong. I thought the group disbanded, much to my delight, a few years ago but the four members (Jerry Yang, Vannesse Wu, Ken Chu and Vic Zhou) reunited this week and held a concert in Japan.  The Japanese organizer had only intended to do three shows but the demand was so strong that they had to add three more. From Bae Yong Joon to these four heart throbs of yesterday, there is no denying that the “obasans” are fascinated with chicks who have a dick.

Below is a link to one of F4’s MVs. Get ready to be dickmatized in a lezzie way!

F4 - Waiting For You

Tags: F4, Japanese Concerts

Today was one of those days when I hated my job and thought it was the worst job ever. But some bitch at work sent me this video clip and I decided, immediately after watching it, that my job was not so bad after all.

A train station in India is having a problem with some nasty monkeys bothering the passengers. So some genius who worked there thought of the scarecrow tactic. He hired a man and dressed him up as a monkey (a large one, mind you) to scare off the real monkeys. Couldn’t they have given him a friendlier looking monkey costume, instead of this evil demon looking one?! By the looks of it he’s probably scaring off the passengers, not the monkeys.

If you ask me, I think the monkeys are just sitting there and laughing their asses off at this poor fool who walks like he just threw his back out.  They probably think to themselves, “what a bitch job this is!”, and continue to eat their bananas before they set off to intimidate more passengers.

Tags: human monkey, India train station, job, monkey, train station

Earlier this month, I posted an entry about the scandal surrounding the official 2008 Miss Vietnam winner, Tran Thu Thuy Dung. Apparently the 18 year-old beauty queen did not complete her high school education and the government insisted that all contestants must be high school graduates. Now the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism’s (MCST) inspectors are calling for her to be stripped of her title because they found proof that she did not finish high school and therefore has breached the contest regulations. Apparently bitch faked her high school end of year exam results to enter the pageant. The inspectors also suggested a hefty fine for the organizer of the pageant since they did not enforce the regulations.

I don’t understand why the government officials are being such hard ass about this. Perhaps they have seen the youtube clip of Sarah Palin’s long lost cousin last year and want to make sure that any Miss Vietnam winner will have at least completed high school in an effort to spare the country of any stupidity induced embarrassment. Perhaps one of the inspectors is a family member of the first runner up and bitch wants the crown badly. I bet she tried dousing pepper spray on Tran Thu Thuy Dung’s dress during the final round but the beauty queen was so focused on winning that she probably did not feel a thing. So much drama surrounding beauty pageants.. which is exactly why I love them!

Tags: 2008 Miss Vietnam, Beauty Pageant Scandal, Tran Thu Thuy Dung

Michelle Chia and Shaun Chen are two actors in Singapore who have been seeing each other for the last four years. Shaun has recently announced to the press that he plans to propose to Michelle soon, adding that he plans to do it at a restaurant. So very original I have to say.

Shaun also added that it would take a five-figure sum of cash and not a diamond ring to get Michelle to accept his proposal. According to him, bitch thinks a diamond ring is wasteful when she can use the money to go traveling. Shaun finds that to be a horrible suggestion but insists that they are a loving couple and he will honor her request. Dumbass is marrying a gold digger here and he thinks he is marrying Mother Teresa. If I were him, I would make that in several payments over half of his life time. Maybe one check per year with the payment amount enough for the gold digging bitch to take a beach vacation in Sentosa, where she can find the best man made beach in the whole island of Singapore. Make sure there is some money left for her to stop for a plate of Hokkien mee on her way back. No hungry woman is going to put out.

Tags: dumb groom, gold digger, Singapore actor

People who know me well know that I am a cold hearted bitch. I rarely cry but I do cry at movies occasionally. Usually the scene involves a hot guy dying. Why? The thought of the world losing such a good looking specimen just gets my tears flowing. I also weep when I read stories of young disprivileged Asians making it big in the States. That’s like reading my own life story… not!

Anyway, I was watching the youtube clip of Charice Pempengco’s recent appearance on the Oprah Show today and I was moved to tears. On the show, Charice showed the viewers where she grew up in the Phillippines. She also did a live number. The producers also showed what happened to this little diva’s singing career ever since she made her first appearance on the show earlier this year. All I can say is, Oprah can move mountains. Even since that appearance, Charice has been invited to perform with singing powerhouse like Andrea Boccelli and Josh Groban. At the end of the show, the ever so annoying Celine Dion (who’s one of Charice’s idols) made a surprise appearance via live satelite and invited Charice to do a duet with her at her concert in Madison Square Garden, New York. The concert took place three days ago and I have the clip here. I bet the producers of the Oprah Show reached out to her other idol, Whitney Houston several times but she was probably too busy smoking crack to return their phone calls.

Not many females can make me cry and Charice was one of the few who could do so. Her story is just so inspirational!

Tags: Charice Pempengco, Diva, Filipino

David and Goliath, Inc. is an apparel company in Florida that makes dumbass stuff for people to wear. Here are two of their latest T-shirt designs. I find these to be extremely racist. What the hell!? I would like to know which dumbass is brave enough to wear these T-shirts. I guarantee I will rip his shirt to shreds if I see one (only if he’s cute). But seriously, only ignorant people would sell or wear T-shirts like these. I bet they would sell really well in Spain. They will no doubt have a huge following with with the national basketball team there.

Tags: David anbd Goliath, Inc., Offensive T-Shirt, Racist

Here in the States, we have seen a lot of white guys playing Asians on TV. Remember the classic TV series in the 70s called Kung Fu? The actor who played the lead Asian Shaolin Monk character was this white dude named David Carradine.  Heck never mind! Most of you bitches weren’t even born then so you probably don’t know what the hell I am yapping about. My point is, we have seen a lot of white guys representing Asians on TV but we have never seen it the other way round. Now Bobby Lee is going to change that. The Mad TV comedian who regularly plays Asian roles like Kim Jong-il and Connie Chung will play GOP presidential candidate John McCain in the season premiere of FOX comedy show tonight. The segment, “So You Think You Can Dance: President’s Edition,” will feature Bobby as the GOP presidential candidate and Arden Myrin as Cindy McCain.

I don’t think Bobby will make a convincing McCain but who cares!? It’s just great there are Asians now who play white characters. I am greatly inspired by Bobby and have decided to dress up as Paris Hilton for this year’s Halloween. I have friends who are talented makeup artists so I am not worried about not looking white enough. I am however worried that I won’t be able to pull off her skanky behavior and her one wonky eye.

Tags: Asian American Comedian, Bobby Lee, John McCain, Mad TV