08:30 AM by 
After dating for what must have seemed like a million years, Tony Leung and Carina Lau
are finally getting married this year. Both have repeatedly admitted to
the possibility of a marriage when asked by the paparazzi at several
public events this year. Rumor has it that these two love birds will
officially announce their engagement at the upcoming Cannes Film Festival in May. Why Cannes!? Why not at the recently held Hong Kong Film Awards?
After all, won’t they find a broader audience at the latter event to
congratulate them on their engagement, since they are more well known
in Hong Kong than France?
Actually what surprises me is that they plan to get married. Long
has been the rumor that Tony likes boys and Carina likes girls and this
relationship is just a coverup. In other words, Carina is Tony’s beard
and Tony is Carina’s …hmm… purse?. When I was in Taipei last year, a
friend told me that (yup.. one of those hearsays but there must be an
ounce of truth in it!) his male friend who is a photographer slept with
Tony when he was shooting a film there. Apparently Tony asked him to go
to his hotel room to review some shots of the film and ended up
attacking him. This sounds like the kind of gay porn that is right up
my alley. Carina is also rumored to have been with a number of Asian
female stars. Frankly I could not be bothered with whom she has slept
with since I am not the least bit interested in Female to Female
action. Well, I think it’s great that these two acting legends want to
take their relationship a step forward and I wish them all the
happiness in the straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, try-sexual and
asexual world!
