Oh no!!! For months I have been looking forward to the ever so talented and classy Asian diva Faye Wong
to come out of her retirement and release some kickass album but now it
will never happen since my girl is rumored to have been sperminated knocked up once again. Faye already has two girls. She and her husband Li Yapeng want them to have a little baby brother so they are giving it another shot. 

What if it’s not a boy? To be 100% sure, they should just pull a
Brangelina and adopt a boy who is in need of a stylish mother with an
acute fashion sense and an angelic voice (also a dad that is somewhat
of a loser with nothing but a lackluster acting career).  Faye, I
am available for adoption. I can quit my job tomorrow and show up at
your doorstep before the opening ceremony of the Olympics this coming
weekend.  I will even pay for my one-way ticket to Beijing. Just
adopt me!