Not everyone detests Paris Hilton. Apparently, bitch has many fans in Asian countries like Japan and Korea. This is why Japanese actress/singer Aya Ueto is going to play a character inspired by that talentless skank in a romantic comedy titled “Celeb to Daihinmin”. The drama series is produced by Fuji TV and it also co-stars a relatively new actor, Yusuke Kamiji. The plot revolves around Alice Hirata (played by Ueto), the spoiled and naive daughter of a wealthy hotel magnate. Kamiji plays an impoverished widower raising three children. Despite their very different backgrounds, romance is born between these two characters.

How cute! I am sure if Paris learns about this, she will first say, “eww….” then she will ask people where Japan is. A more accurate storyline would be to have Ueto’s wonky-eyed character violating her DUI probation and then getting sentenced to an indefinite prison term. Then one night in prison, she gets attacked by her own crabs… or by her cell mate Tila Tequila. Now that would be a drama worth watching.