When you see a great opportunity, you should seize it like there is no tomorrow. No one understands this better than the ultimate gold digger ever so ambitious and opportunistic Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi.
Bitch just nabbed herself a billionaire fiance, as confirmed by the man
himself at a recent corporate event in Idaho. The two started dating
last year and I am sure she already hinted for the engagement ring on
the first date. Bitch wastes no time. I give this marriage a year max.
One word to her fiance—prenup!

This is how you do it, Kathy Griffin!
Give this girlfriend a call. It could be a little difficult
understanding homegirl’s English but hey, there will be more materials
for your standup routine.