Aug 8, 2008 10:07PM | by 
I kid you not. Some guys will seriously f**k anything. This dumbass is one of them. A 41 year old man was found at a park in Hong Kong with his peen stuck in a steel bench. Lonely, bored and horny, he decided to stick his little dick into one of the many bench holes and started doing sexy times with it. This bench sure has a tight hole for being such a dirty and overused slut. I am usually not a size queen but the dude’s peen must have been tiny for it to fit through a bench hole. I hope he wore protection at least.
Anyway, as he started getting into that shit, his little peen started to grow, and it got stuck in the hole. Panicked, he called police for help. The police showed up with a few doctors minutes later and they probably spent the first 10 minutes laughing their asses off. His peen was too swollen to be yanked out from the hole so they had no choice but to cut the bench apart. The entire process took four hours long (ouch!). If it had stayed in the hole for another hour, the authority would have to pull a Lorena Bobbit on his peen. They should have done that for the sake of all the benches in Hong Kong. Dude, next time try an apple pie instead. You can at least eat it afterwards. I heard peen juice enhances the flavor of the apple filling.
