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Dude, Next Time Try Using Your Hand
lan Administrator Level Pins 08/08/2008 11:37PM Total Posts: 3179 From the Andrew Lim blog, by andrewlim on 2008-08-08 10:07 PM (original link) I kid you not. Some guys will seriously f**k anything. This dumbass is one of them. A 41 year old man was found at a park in Hong Kong with his peen stuck in a steel bench. Lonely, bored and horny, he decided to stuck his little dick into one of the many bench holes and started doing sexy times with it. This bench sure has a tight hole for being such a dirty and overused slut. I am usually not a size queen but the dude’s peen must have been tiny for it to fit through a bench hole. I hope he wore protection at least. (more...)
lan [ # 1 ] Administrator Level Pins 08/08/2008 11:37PM Total Posts: 3179 LOL! Gross.
iPsD [ # 2 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/08/2008 11:47PM Total Posts: 607 Wouldn’t it hurt because of the metal?
peachgaru [ # 3 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/09/2008 12:04AM Total Posts: 414 This is a date he’ll remember. haha
niichan [ # 4 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/09/2008 12:14AM Total Posts: 536 Ew! He should be arrested.
Hoc [ # 5 ] Administrator Level Pins 08/09/2008 01:58AM Total Posts: 974 This happened on 8/8/08? Fortuitous day indeed. I work here.
dannymalaysia [ # 6 ] Newbie Level Pins 08/09/2008 03:21AM Total Posts: 6 i wonder where you get all this information from?
lan [ # 7 ] Administrator Level Pins 08/09/2008 03:51AM Total Posts: 3179 Weirdasiannews.com
AsianBoi [ # 8 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/09/2008 08:30AM Total Posts: 237 A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
Jacknthebox [ # 9 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/10/2008 02:05PM Total Posts: 111 He’ll never look at a bench the same way again. haha
tokin [ # 10 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/11/2008 05:53AM Total Posts: 168 What a stupid guy.
douline [ # 11 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/11/2008 10:33AM Total Posts: 207 You wouldn’t understand. All men have dreams about having sex with an object. XD
Tarik [ # 12 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/11/2008 01:26PM Total Posts: 237 Well do it in private next time!
niichan [ # 13 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/11/2008 03:16PM Total Posts: 536 Yes, please do.
zinger [ # 14 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/11/2008 04:28PM Total Posts: 530 Too bad they didn’t cut it off. haha
armybratkat [ # 15 ] Sr. Member Level Pins 08/11/2008 08:44PM Total Posts: 487 ew. I’m surprised the bench didn’t cut off the circulation, doing just that…
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